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"If this thing's so easy to assemble, why is there a hotline to the Army Corp of Engineers?"

Drool Marks

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

Manual Worker

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw

Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"I think I've spotted your problem."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'You can't just get up and leave without permission.'

"He's the best man in our cipher department, sir. Even we don't understand his stuff. He used to do assembly instructions for Ikea."

"If you roped your cowhand by mistake, turn to page 21..."

"These are just the directions to the remote. The directions to the TV are much longer. Technology!"

You read the instructions upside down.

"Your project today is to find an internet video of someone building a chair."

Drawing in 3-D

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

"There really is no need for confusion about the change in the enforcement of this law. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the manual quite clearly states ..."

"I'm afraid there's nothing I can do to improve the quality of the programmes, Madam."

The obvious

'Magic and culinary.'

Man trying to paint a landscape reading 'art guidelines'.

'It just says, 'Flick palm to on position!'

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