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Frustrated Dad's and Toy Construction.

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

DIY horror.

"Are these 'raw' facts or 'spun' facts?"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

'That's not what it looked like in the shop...' - 'It's near enough.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"Is that all you can say - 'It's not messy'?"

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"According to the instructions, if the product is found to be faulty, dispose of it responsibly and purchase another."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

Spiro & Pusho cutting log with a saw

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

"Let me guess: Step two, add sand."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.