Irs Satire Enthusiasts Prints

IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

Life is for the birds.

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She's a miniature."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Standard & Poor

"It's trickle down."

"Very Presidential."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

Jack in the box on strike.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Neversource"

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Are you free at the moment?'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'