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IRS, 'You want a refund, do you? All right †be that way!'

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Life is for the birds.

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Cord cutter

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"She's a miniature."

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"It's trickle down."

"Very Presidential."

Standard & Poor

Jack in the box on strike.

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Split Decision

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

In my day, they didn

"We're to stop talking about 'budget cuts'. Apparently it's depressing for staff and clients..."

"Neversource"

IRS Audits. Do you have tax records? No, I pay about the same as most people.

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

Another Filibuster from the Secretary of the Interior of My Car

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'I'm afraid we can't deliver your baby until your CRB check comes through.'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

"And, for insurance purposes, you must buy insurance."

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'Why would a just God allow so many teenage vampire movies?'

'Are you free at the moment?'