Irritation Eliminator Pillows

Mind-Fullness

Nervous Oral Testing

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do."

Net Zero Superstitions

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Noise machines for dogs.

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

'This list of excuses, for not having your homework, looks surprisingly like a list of reasons for not being successful when you get a job.'

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

"Next time, don't let your anxieties build up ... "

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

I brought a little ice breaker.'

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

Teacher in front of freaked out class: 'And to let you know how irritating homework excuses are, we'll start each day with fingernails on the chalkboard.'

Smokers not putting their cigarette butts in the bin person so frustrated he puts the smoker in the bin

"I'm just trying to get through the rest of my life without buying another umbrella."

Smell No Evil

Ninja Fly Swatter

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'

Stopping the Cuckoo Clock.

Skunk Scent Killer

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

"That old woman is my best customer. She lives in a shoe."