Irreverent Cartoon Fan Mugs

Unbottled water is for sale next to bottled water in supermarket aisle.

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'

"Seriously, just pull my finger ..."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'And we have an employee wellness program. By not offering health insurance or sick pay, we encourage wellness.'

"Do you do much walking?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

DOWN WITH THE KING!, 'Do you know what the PENALTY is for disturbing the peace during wartime?'

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Santa's Helpers

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"I think he just ashed on me."

"OK, well, if you do hear anything, be sure to give us a call."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"You may have heard some very slanderous rumours about this company."

'Have you heard about the new Medicare drug plan called plan C? Medicare gives you $30 for a bus ticket to Canada!'

'Forget about building trust. Just give the dog a bath.'

'Is it urgent?'

Their bubble-boss seemed completely unaware of the toxic work environment.

'Taking bribes is understandable, Senator, but you really shouldn't keep billing records.'

'You know what I miss most - hugging!'

'Even if we did skin you last year, you may not deduct your dermatologist bill this year.'

'Edna, the company was serious when it said it planned on promoting from within.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I hope you don't mind, dear — I got my ears pierced.'

"A valiant effort, Mike, but just accept that you're going bald."