Ironic Cartoon Enthusiast Mugs

"You've got no respect for things! I had to get a bus into town to nick that."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Lactose Intolerant

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

A caveman paints from life

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Quick, Lassie, go get I.T.!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"The unlucky lemming"

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"She's just being Koi."

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

"Say hello to my little friend."

Trump leaving

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Janet, cancel my Guido's reservation. I'll be having lunch in the office."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Love Conquers All

'Reflexes seem normal. You kept him waiting over two hours.'