Ironing King Pillows

"I've starched your trousers, so you can't fall over when you come out of the pub."

Domestic Superheroes!!

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Surprise!"

Ironing day.

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

The Unhappy King

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I have to admit. You talked a good game."

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

The Royal Wii

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I cut myself slashing the budget!'

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Could you scoot your chair over this way a little dear?'

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

A war would have been bad enough, but losing Alsace-Lorraine in a poker game?

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

'You might want to try another photographer, Sire. This one tends to cut the heads off.'

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'