Ironing Pro Pillows

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

Domestic Superheroes!!

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Ironing day.

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Body by Jake

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Hello?"

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Unplug and chill out."

Pressing Problem

Long suffering cricket wife

Woman tangled up ironing

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

Romance over the Irons

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"I might be down the pub a bit later, Brian, I'm just trying to smooth a few things with the missus."

'He must not have been an easy man to care for. He always had an iron will. Which brings us to what he left you.'

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

"Iron Man Competition"

Man ironing out a line graph.

Man with Ironing burns on shirt - "How are things going at home Robert?"

"You didn't iron the crease in my pants!! I'm gonna look ridiculous!!"

'I hate rainy days!'

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

"We need a new clothes press."