Ironically Professional Pillows

'I think I'm right for this job because I'm a real people person. Now, are you going to hire me or not? I don't have all freakin' day!'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

I'd like to talk about absenteeism.

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

Lecture on Chaos Theory delayed because the speaker dropped his notes.

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

Joint Ventures!

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

"So how long have you been working the business?"

A Truism's Journey

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Al, The Go-From Guy

"No more Dr Nice guy"

"However, should the need arise at Cyber-Biogenetics, for a trusty sidekick, we have your resume on file."

Just a little heads up!

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'ok, who threw that?'

"The water for your fishbowl was approved, but it looks like for now you're not getting the fish."

'Johnson gave it to Wilson to give to Adams to give to O'Connor to give to Anderson to give to me to give to you to get it done right away.'

'A resume painted in oils on canvas? How long have you been out of work?'

"We have a clear work/life policy. . . If you have a life, you get more work."

'Yes, Mr Gurkinsky is the lawyer who specializes in advocating employees who are endangered of getting fired because of staying away from work for too long... unfortunately, I haven't seen Mr Gurkinsky for about three weeks...'

'All those against, raise your hand. All those in favor of ice cream, scream.'

'You remember Mr. Horton? You know, the one you said to give the 'clean desk' award to? -- you fired him three years ago.'

"It's the latest directive from senior management about how to run a 'paperless office'!"

'The facts speak for themselves: My opinion however is in the accompanying letter with your redundancy package.'

dog-come ingo out boxes

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'