
Three square meals a day.
Bring humor to their wardrobe with our cleverly designed t-shirts that celebrate the irony of healthy eating. Fun, stylish, and full of personality—perfect for the food lover with a sense of humor.
Three square meals a day.
"Good For You / Bad For You"
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
Queen of Quinoa
"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."
The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.
Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving
'What are you eating now?'
Spontaneous Kombucha
Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.
When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."
'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'
"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."
'Diet considerations.'
"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
"Albino broccoli mum!"
'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'
The Nihilist Deli.
"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."
"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"
All-You-Should-Eat Buffet
'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'
"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."
"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."
Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'
Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.
Healthy Eating Casualties
"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."
Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'
Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.
"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."
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