Ironically Lost Pillows

Right way

"Does it hurt when I do this?"

"Oh boy! I've won the- "

There were times when Ralph wished god didn't move in such mysterious ways.

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Fitness Centre: Out for a Run Back in 3 Hours

'Of course, one advantage to lethal injection is that Medicaid might pay for it.'

"We were all given motivational videos at work today. All it shows is our boss shouting and sacking people."

"Y' know, Robert, they say it's unhealthy to bring your work home with you."

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

"Honey, it's me. Listen, I'm having second thoughts on fish for dinner."

Young Che Guevara contemplates a career in t-shirt design.

"You're doing fine, and we're cautiously optimistic about your insurance."

'Luckily, my iPod contains a set of 10 songs I'd like to listen to if I were stranded on an island.'

'There's good news and there's bad news. The bad news is that you're very ill, and the bad news is that your medical insurance has expired... Oh I'm sorry, did I say there was good news?'

"There must be a mistake, I'm a tee-total vegan!"

'We covered, officer. We're just having a hard time finding our insurance card.'

'Me too. I've lost 25 pounds. Sadly not in weight, just in wasted, unused membership fee!'

"Of course, this policy will exclude flood damage."

"She's been looking forward to this for years - she even took dancing lessons!"

Your medical insurance ran out? Like it was being chased by a grizzly bear.

Nurse. It's from your insurance company -- A "Get well-final notice" card.

Hell's Kitties

Kissing Under The Misanthrope

Some exercise program - he power walks to snack machine!

'I'd like to buy insurance to stop my insurance rates from going up.'

'Due to the fact I'm hopelessly lost, I'm willing to waive the rule against talking to strangers.'

'Note to self... remove slot machine before next meeting.'

"Sorry, Mr. Simon, but your company's dental plan restricts us to the use of these African Tick Birds only..."

"Your HMO offers a vasectomy for $18,000 or a wedgie by Lennie for $14.95."

'Planning permission was no problem but I'm having a hell of a job getting insurance for it!'

"I wasn't paying attention in school and accidentally became an attorney."

At the agrophobic self help group's annual picnic.

Jim's Gym.