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Later that night, Tim crept into Andy's cave and coconutted him to death.

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"Little help?"

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Great coffee, Carole."

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."

'Of course he didn't believe the stork story. Try telling him we made him with a 3D printer.'

"I can cure your back problem, but there's a risk that you'll be left with nothing to talk about."

'You're looking well.'

Time management office worker

'We want you to start working from home. And not for us.'

'Tonight's special presentation, 'The Myth of the Mafia,' was made possible by a grant from the Gambino family.'

'The bears are very well-behaved.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

"I think we can agree that the bridge collapsing is not a good thing."

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"Previously on..."

"Don't forget to wash your hands."

"BEARD FOR HIRE! Good Rates!"

'Don't you find watching people relaxing?'

"I'll have you know that I'm not breathing fire at all. I'm having a vape."

Let's afford him the same respect his minions gave Pres. Obama and his family."

I use to file your expenses at the office Mr. Henderson, but I never dreamed I'd be one of them.

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

Atomic Lethargy Research.

'Spatula.'

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