Ironic Rider Pillows

Mild Thing.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Now you can send it."

"...it's another metal detector."

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"Physician heal thyself."

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Give Way To Cyclists

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Horse accidents

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

Success Without Effort

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

"You'll get three meals a day,but they will all be continental breakfast."