Ironic Rider Mugs

Mild Thing.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

"Now you can send it."

"...it's another metal detector."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

Spring has arrived, the flowers they bloom. The birds start to sing a happier tune. Everything's great! I'm reborn and free! THUNK! Except from winter's potholes swallowing me.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Your problems are all in your head, Al. This time you're wrong, doctor. I happen to be lying on my keys. The problem is not in my head. It's in my left buttock.

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Are we having fun yet?'

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

Man reading 'Bankruptcy for Dummies'.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

"I'm not sure what to watch...'Enterprise' or 'Sabado Gigante.'"

'All right. Who's in charge around here?'

Give Way To Cyclists

"You'll find all the adult 'Dummies and Idiots' guide books in the children's section."

"Physician heal thyself."

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

Horse accidents

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Success Without Effort

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Animal Liberation by Peter Singer"

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'