Ironic Outdoors Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'More bubbles!'

Fishing sign.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Duck Hunt

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Tallyho!"

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"He loves his leaf blower."

Sport Utility Boot.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Bike Rides

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"