Ironic Outdoor Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Listen Darling, they're playing our song!'

"I just needed to get some fresh air."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Bring your own inflatable.

Allotment

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Fly Fishing

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Duck Hunt

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Country Bumpkin.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Tallyho!"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Bike Rides

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."