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"You're Welcome."

'The good news is I had a very good year.'

Czarcasm

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

"L.L. Bean slippers... $25.00 Ambulance ride to hospital... $500.00 X-rays of spine... $350.00 Three refills of hydrocodone... priceless!"

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'Does it bother anyone else that our entire business is based on one questionable product?'

"...our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done!"

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'Who's the new guy?'

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"When I said that if only poor people worked a little harder they might get some money, I didn't mean my money."

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'My thesis was entitled 'Tears of a Clown: Irony or Paradox?''

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Geekasaurus.

"Bentley, I don't care if you are my heir apparent. Stop peeking in here fifty times a day!"

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

'Welcome to the Business Ethics course. Today we're going to start with the basics.'

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Disgruntled former employees

"I hate when this happens."

"I find it helps me concentrate."

Career counselor: 'If you want a great job, that won't be exported, get into politics.'

"It's not much, but we've made it our own living hell."