Ironic Inspiration Seeker Gifts

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

Eureka!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Writers without borders.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

Tenacity trumps everything!

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

'To you it's wine, to me, it's my writer's block vaccine.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

An idea box in a shower

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

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"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

Chicken soup books

The Red Carpet

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'

Vampire shaving cut dilemma.

"The electric light has already been invented..."

Eva Schloss

Moai having a lightbulb moment

"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."

"Get dressed and sculpt something already."

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