Ironic Homebodies Pillows

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Moses separating his Laundry.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Man's best friends."

Good News about winter

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Big screen TV.

Love is when you watch television together.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'This chair ain't big enough for the both of us.'

Comb Sweet Comb

Electric Blanket.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."