Ironic Homebodies Mugs

"This recliner comes with a fitness tracker."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Good News about winter

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Man's best friends."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Big screen TV.

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Love is when you watch television together.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"Quick! Get outta there! They're home!"

"Now that I've solved all my problems, I think I'm ready to create more"