Ironic Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

Shooting Cupid.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"His first out-of-body experience."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Skiing.

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

Dog Walking Services

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"