Ironic Classifieds Readers T-Shirts

'It shouldn't be difficult to find a date: The classifieds are full of lone wolf ads...'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

X-ray Psychology.

The Salmon Run

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

Mou...Man trap!

Easter Candy Island.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'

They soon changed their name..

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Seven deadly sins shopping plaza