Ironic Celebrations Gifts

"I'm celebrating one year of abstinence from alcohol."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Cow Pinatas

Bubbly

Pilot with champagne.

Green Balloon

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Beers

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Happy Days Are Here Again

Champagne

Let's Celebrate

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Prosecco

Two men in love, sitting in vintage champaign glasses

Pesky students.

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Rose Toast

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"This might take awhile, Lord."

Cheers

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"Drinks all round!!"

The Walk of Shame

Happy Bifurcation Day,

Champagne

"Oh, God! I had EXACTLY the right amount to drink last night."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"