Ironic Banker Pillows

'The guy who hacked our banks' computer has transfered 10,- to us when he saw our balance...'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'Our fund lost millions, but the good news is our management fees are not based on performance.'

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'I thought up the term 'too big to fail'. So where's my bonus?'

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"We've got an application from a bank asking if we'd like to sponsor a branch."

At The Clown Bank.

'I need a loan or a bailout so I can evolve,'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

'Thank goodness we don't need profits in order to make piles of money.'

'I'd like to apply for a job as a predatory lender.'

I was more a financial magician myself. I could make money disappear very easily.

'There's a five dollar discrepancy in my bank balance. Would you mind if I counted the money?'

'You hold no authority that will allow you passage, and are ignorant of the magic password ... can you at LEAST tell me your mother's maiden name?'

Harvest Data Festival

Visit to the Bank Manager, "Marrying my daughter isn't the sort of security I had in mind, Harry!"

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

'A rogue nation robbed the World Bank!'

Business Fairy Tales.

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

Cashier for Decoration Purposes Only

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

'About my accrued holdiay pay...can you mail it to my offshore account?'