Iron Willed Individuals Gifts

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

'Your job will be to worry about the unimportant things.'

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

"Unplug and chill out."

'After our downsizing drive, there won't be room for you within our organization, Holbrooke. However, we would like to retain your services as a corporate clown.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Yes, my opinion today is the opposite of what I said yesterday. In my position, this is called 'flexibility', in your position, it would be called 'unreability''.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Sartre's E-Mail

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Mr Muscles competition

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

Income Tax Return

Ironmongers

'I play heavy metal.'

'I don't need a hard hat, boss. I passed the plumb bob test where they dropped one on me from 50 stories up and I suffered no ill effects.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

"Your resumé looks great. I just don't think you have the right ego for our company."

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Monged too much this week?'

The Team

Golda Meir.

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."