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'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

"Openness and transparency are a big part of our corporate mythos."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

'Your job will be to worry about the unimportant things.'

"Unplug and chill out."

'After our downsizing drive, there won't be room for you within our organization, Holbrooke. However, we would like to retain your services as a corporate clown.'

"No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants."

'Yes, my opinion today is the opposite of what I said yesterday. In my position, this is called 'flexibility', in your position, it would be called 'unreability''.

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

'I thought you knew we play heavy metal.'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'It may be industrial strength Crazy Glue©, but substituting it for welds isn't the way to be low bidder.'

Flop Musicals: Singing in the Crane.

Mr Muscles competition

'I play heavy metal.'

Income Tax Return

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'I don't need a hard hat, boss. I passed the plumb bob test where they dropped one on me from 50 stories up and I suffered no ill effects.'

Ironmongers

'I wish McWit would lead a life of quiet desperation.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

A foreman at a construction site glares at a smoker and points to the 'Smoking Area' at the end of a high crane.

"Your resumé looks great. I just don't think you have the right ego for our company."

'Monged too much this week?'

Golda Meir.

"I'm selling all my old passwords that were stolen."

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