Ious T-Shirts

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

They hated me.

Louis Armstrong

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

A Symphony of Penguins

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Showbiz Awards

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

I could have danced all night!

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Can You Spot the Differences?

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'