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'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

They hated me.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

A Symphony of Penguins

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Showbiz Awards

Pete Townshend Vineyards

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Can You Spot the Differences?

Mardi Gras

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'