Iou Expert T-Shirts

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

The Anti-Agent

Dad Trophies

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CCTV in church.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

"You've got web feet"

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

US Camouflage School

List making as therapy.

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

Let the profit-making begin!

The sooner you stop freaking out, the sooner I can take the pic.

Watching The Watchers.

"My client already has a patent on round things."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

Radiant

'Just to clarify IOU's do not qualify as a tithe!'