Iou Expert T-Shirts

Help! Bought IPOs with IOUs.

The Anti-Agent

Dad Trophies

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

CCTV in church.

'I'm afraid this new self you reinvented has already been patented.'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

"You've got web feet"

'Something needs to be done about the surgery room lights.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"Tell the press direct EU-taxation is necessary..."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"And how do you feel when your patient does online research and thinks he's an expert?"

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

US Camouflage School

List making as therapy.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

My password is ELEPHANT. It may not be the strongest, but I never forget it.

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

"The guru us out. That's a link to Wikipedia."

Watching The Watchers.

"My client already has a patent on round things."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

"Check the catalytic converter while you're in there, please."

EU Referendum

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.