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"That's my smart clock. That's my smart fan. That's my smart lamp.. ."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"I am the world's first smart tree."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Toy Store/Battery Store

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Euro Collapse

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

MI5 Press Office

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

"Nobody told me the 'cutting edge' would be quite like THIS!"

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

"It's a plant based solution."

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

Asp Family

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

Battery Chicken.

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

World Battery Change