Iot Buff Mugs

"That's my smart clock. That's my smart fan. That's my smart lamp.. ."

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Battery Lighthouse

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"It said it's from the Internet of Things."

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Euro Collapse

MI5 Press Office

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Toy Store/Battery Store

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

'Yes,I do have a question.. What kind of dental plan do you have?'

"I'll take anything that connects to the internet."

I'll put my nose to the grindstone and shoulder to the wheel, which reminds me, how's the health plan?

"Nobody told me the 'cutting edge' would be quite like THIS!"

"Is there a geek of any kind in the house?"

"It's a plant based solution."

World Battery Change

Asp Family

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"That chew toy was boring, so I got on your computer. Apparently, neither one of you has a clue about basic computer security and maintenance."

You were right. I should have gone for the BT package.

Battery Chicken.

'Such a pity you couldn't find your way through the maze to deactivate my doomsday rocket, Mr Bond. Perhaps now you'll admit that you're not as clever as a well-trained lab rat.'

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

'Say, did you know that we actually only use a very small portion of our brain?'