Invoicing Pillows

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

Abraham Lincoln sends his first bill - Three score dollars and ten.

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'And this is the computer that sends out our final demands.'

"I'll have your check in a moment, sir."

'Dear sir, every month we place all bills in a big pile on the table, and select six at random for payment...'

Joanna Lumley.

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Diplomats in the form of doormats

Medical Billing & Coding

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

Home Business - Accounts.

"That's guy's got 12 personalities...address his bill 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

"It's another poll asking if we'll ever trust another poll again."

'I'm afraid we never use the 'I' word around here...'

"I always knew I wanted to be a voice-over artist because, as a child, I was British."

"Of course it's hard to understand. They wouldn't be billing 'codes' , if they were easy to decipher."

'Mom, Dad. . . this is Tiffany. She does scream-overs for ***** movies.'

"Our guest for the ceasefire meeting has arrived!"

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

Invoice.

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

'Well so much for not needing a break clause in the lease.'

'I may not look like much but f**k with me and you're dead!'

"Discrimination, harassment, humiliation...men do some awful things to women, but that doesn't mean we should start picking on them!"

ALFRED HITCHCOCK WAS AN OLD WHITE DUDE

'What's this £25 'extra labour'?' - 'That's for the time spent drawing up the bill'.

All my invoices are together in this plastic bag!

"When I grow up, I want to be a brilliant TV recapper."

'I know your bill's exorbitant but you have to remember that the longer the disease name, the higher the fee...'

"Our lawyer is charging us for opening up his invoice."