Investment Vacationer Pillows

Stock quotes on beach.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Call Your Office

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

Ecotourism.

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Overdoing it.

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Do you get unlimited talk, text and data with that?"

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

Sombrero with gutter pipe holiday

"Shoot, I forgot this place has early checkout."

'How was your holiday?'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Scene on the English coast.

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'Looks like this beach has already been claimed.'

'This is the third one today. Why can't the gynecologists have their convention someplace other than Vegas?'

The good ship Great Britain