Investment Trendsetter T-Shirts

'I've decided to follow my Grandson's advice and get out of stocks and into baseball cards.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Counting dollars

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

The Design Artiste

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

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