Economic Trendsetter T-Shirts

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'This is big ... a bank is actually approving a loan.'

"Hold all calls, I'm taking a bath."

'Today, stocks dropped on poll numbers that 60% of people expected it to drop.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad hair day!

La Table

'She's so put together!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Men's business romper.

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

A Macaroni in 1772

"Absolutely not!"

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."