Investment Trendsetter Prints

'I've decided to follow my Grandson's advice and get out of stocks and into baseball cards.'

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

Mac OS 20

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

Counting dollars

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"What do I do - I'm a mouse pilot, like everybody else."

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

The Design Artiste

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

"The pension crisis prompted me to consider alternative invstments. Like Roulette."

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.