Investment Sensei T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that showcase the investment sensei’s savvy with humorous and clever designs. Great for casual days at the office or relaxed weekends expressing their financial expertise.

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"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."

"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you." mockup

"Sometimes you eat the bear, Ellen. Sometimes the bear eats you."

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan." mockup

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

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In the Guru District

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Jack of all trades

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks mockup

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

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"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe." mockup

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

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Mario Draghi

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"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

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"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon." mockup

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

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Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in! mockup

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

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'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.' mockup

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

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'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.' mockup

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

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Will work for ETFs

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Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!' mockup

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

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Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box. mockup

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

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"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem." mockup

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

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Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist! mockup

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

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"Invest in technology."

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"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back." mockup

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

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'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.' mockup

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

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"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts." mockup

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

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The Shrinking Dollar.

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'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.' mockup

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

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"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here." mockup

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

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'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?' mockup

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

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'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.' mockup

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

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You can breed these if the environment is right.

You can breed these if the environment is right. mockup

You can breed these if the environment is right.

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"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'" mockup

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

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"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?" mockup

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

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'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!' mockup

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

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Investment Sensei T-Shirts Collection

Investment Sensei Mugs

Looking for more mugs that celebrate investment wisdom? Check out our funny and clever selection designed for the investment sensei in your life.

Investment Sensei Pillows

Add humor and personality to their space with fun investment-themed pillows—great for lounges, offices, or gift accents.

Investment Sensei Prints

Find inspiring prints celebrating financial wisdom and humor—perfect for decorating an investment guru’s workspace or home.