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'They're playing house.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

Hollywood Sign Developers

In the Guru District

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

The president's men

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

Mario Draghi

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Boss to worker taking out wallet: 'It's only fair, Pete. Last year, we shared profits!'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

'My husband is very sensitive. He cries when he sees sunsets, old romantic films, and falling values of his 401(k)'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

"You called me, boss?" "Yes, I overheard you talking to patrons about all the new planets we’ve found." "I want you to stop doing that." "At least until I’m done buying up as much of that real estate as I can. I don’t need any competitors driving up the prices." "Very bad man." "When the hipsters run out of cities to gentrify here, my properties on Gliese 581c are going to make a killing."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"When the company announced that they're gonna move our retirement accounts down to Mexico, I was like '401 Que Pasa?'"

First National Bank. Keep life exciting --- Ask about our variable rate, interest-only mortgages.

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'