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Money manager: 'What's this about us sending our money to a rural hut in the Bahamas?'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

In the Guru District

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Entering the Business Community: Assets/Liabilities

"What's a debenture?"

Build Your Own Portfolio

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

The economy.

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

Yomp Foundation Presentation committee: 'Don't let the gong intimidate you!'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

E.U. Banking Union.

Thanks to the financial business scientists know it for sure now - Black Holes really exist!

'Now that we've defined 'happy deficits' let's try it out on the stockholders.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

European currency on the edge.

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

"C'mon people! All for me and me for me!"

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'