Investment Banking Gifts

Searching for a gift for someone in investment banking? Explore our collection of clever and stylish products that celebrate their dedication to finance, deal-making, and market mastery. Whether they need a humorous mug for those long mornings, a fun t-shirt that shows off their passion, or a thoughtful print for their office, we have unique items that speak their language. Brighten their day with a gift that combines wit, style, and appreciation for their high-pressure profession.

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Remembers: Elevators can go down as well as up.

Remembers: Elevators can go down as well as up. mockup

Remembers: Elevators can go down as well as up.

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Man stands outside investment bank holding sign: 'Will work for huge bonuses.'

Man stands outside investment bank holding sign: 'Will work for huge bonuses.' mockup

Man stands outside investment bank holding sign: 'Will work for huge bonuses.'

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Bowther, Wilkin, Lynch & Fisk

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'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!' mockup

'If you had more criminal potential, you'd get a bonus like all the other investment bankers!'

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'Now that I have your attention...' mockup

'Now that I have your attention...'

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Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies. mockup

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

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Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue... mockup

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

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Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you. mockup

Golly, ï¿½1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

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"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass." mockup

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

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"Stock options for your thoughts." mockup

"Stock options for your thoughts."

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British savings accounts

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The day the stock market went UP. mockup

The day the stock market went UP.

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'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.' mockup

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

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"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan." mockup

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'. mockup

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

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"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up." mockup

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

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"Here's what I'm gonna do."

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In the Guru District

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"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom." mockup

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

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'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.' mockup

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

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Profit

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"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?" mockup

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

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Large Dollar Sign Office Block

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'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.' mockup

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

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Great Chinese Dynasties

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'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.' mockup

'Please remember that these figures could be off as much as two dollars.'

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Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks mockup

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

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The president's men

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'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!' mockup

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

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"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two." mockup

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

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A fight in the Boardroom.

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"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce." mockup

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

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"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe." mockup

"It creates the illusion of risk but you know you're perfectly safe."

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!' mockup

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

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Investment Banking Gifts Collection

Investment Banking Mugs

Explore more mugs perfect for investment bankers—great for mornings, desk decor, or as a humorous gift.

Investment Banking Pillows

Browse pillows with investment banking themes—comfort and style for any finance pro's space.

Investment Banking Prints

View our investment banking prints—ideal for decorating an office or celebrating a finance career.

Investment Banking T-Shirts

Check out our range of investment banking t-shirts—fun, stylish, and perfect for the finance enthusiast.