Inventor Appreciator T-Shirts

In memory of John D. Lane - Inventor of those little twisty things used to keep bread fresh.

The inventions of baseball

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"We have an acronym!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

The original paperless office

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Hay Rides $10

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Sport Utility Boot.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

Evolution.

"You've changed."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Congratulations Strike Over!

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

The Invention of the Wheel

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Game In A Can.