Inventor Appreciator Gifts

In memory of John D. Lane - Inventor of those little twisty things used to keep bread fresh.

The inventions of baseball

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"We have an acronym!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Hay Rides $10

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

The original paperless office

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Sport Utility Boot.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Evolution.

"You've changed."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

The Invention of the Wheel

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Congratulations Strike Over!

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Janet always was ahead of the curve...she outsourced herself.

"It's the new self-driving model."

Game In A Can.