Invasion Pillows

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Moving in

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

'Take me to your weeder!'

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

Robot Attack in Bath

Bank. Moving Co. Joe got an apartment above the bank. He moved his things in today. Now he can say his "assets are over ten million dollars"!

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Cows make terrible superheroes

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Five

Home Business - Accounts.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"Take us to your leader!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Six

The Emperor's New Followers

The light is green.

'We know you have a cat.'

'She moved in with the guy who delivered the flowers I sent her.'

Rudy Park, our protagonist, had grown addicted to buying iPhone apps. To save him, there remained only one option: Intervention. Rudy, we're here to help you with your problem. Gather 'round. Thwack! I paid $6.99 for an app that makes the sound thwak! Thwack! Inpatient may be our only option. Thwack! Hee hee.

'These Earthlings are unintelligent and smaller than us, they'll be easy to defeat!'

Alien Arcade

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

"Can I move in with you?"

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

'Honestly Simon, you treat this house like a hotel!'

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'