Invasion Mugs

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Moving in

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Quick! Back to the spaceship!'

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Take me to your weeder!'

Robot Attack in Bath

"But everything seems so neat and orderly we'd never guess that your lives are falling apart."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Cows make terrible superheroes

Home Business - Accounts.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

The Emperor's New Followers

"Take us to your leader!"

The light is green.

'She moved in with the guy who delivered the flowers I sent her.'

'We know you have a cat.'

'Forgive me if I'm wrong,sir but you DID ask for a boozer next door!'

'These Earthlings are unintelligent and smaller than us, they'll be easy to defeat!'

"Can I move in with you?"

Alien Arcade

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'

'Honestly Simon, you treat this house like a hotel!'

'Crikey Zork, they're huge!'

'We find it helps to lighten the mood.'