Introverted Musings T-Shirts

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Nervous at a party.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."