Introverted Musings Gifts

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Nerd tryouts.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Nervous at a party.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'