Introverted Family Member Mugs

Triple Witching Hour in Apartment 3-K.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

That party went well.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'I'm glad you're getting so into science, son, but you'll have to ask your teacher about this... jjunnetics thing.'

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'