Introvert Friend Mugs

'My best and most beloved friend - thanks so much for coming!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

Introverted Chair

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"The joy of the house to myself"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'