Introspective Pal T-Shirts

"I can't seem to do anything right."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

X-ray Psychology.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

'You must heal yourself.'

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

James decided to stay in that night.

Marcel Proust

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

A Poem about Sand

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

'Bront?saurus.'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

Reflection (with bubbles)

"What if anxiety is hereditary?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."