Introspective Pal T-Shirts

"I can't seem to do anything right."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

X-ray Psychology.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

'You must heal yourself.'

"I wish we were just called T-Rex..."

"Is this who I am?"

James decided to stay in that night.

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

A Poem about Sand

'Bront?saurus.'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

Reflection (with bubbles)

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."