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"I'd like to file a report. I'm trying to find myself."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Pastorius wonders why.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

That party went well.

Banana Split Personality

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

Et in Arcadia Ego